Monday 30 May 2011

If you were looking for a ...

Free, text/image based game, then I suggest you start playing Tribal Wars!

It's basically a medieval game where you take control of one village, and try to get strong enough to take over more and more villages. A new world starts on the 8th of June, which will give everyone an equal opportunity to grow as quick as each other.

If you want to play with me in the new world, be sure to comment below and I'll make sure I get back to you!

Sunday 29 May 2011

WHY SLUG MORE SLUG

why slug more slug

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect



I didn't make this, but it made me laugh

Saturday 28 May 2011



Valve has done it again with the second edition of the smash hit challenge game Portal. Portal 2 takes what we all know and love from version 1, strapped a brand new co-op mode to it and made it even better. Portal is a unique challenge game that make you think in ways that other games just don’t.
With first person shooters renowned for senseless gun slinging fun, Portal 2 has a completely different take on the FPS. Sure in some levels you reach frustration that makes you wish you had an AK-47 on-board, but the sense accomplishment after getting through is one of the most rewarding emotions a gamer can feel.
Can you believe its been more than 4 years since the last edition, Valve please take the profits from Portal 2, expand your crack team of creatives and deliver us a bunch of new test chambers each year !
While always visually interesting, about my only criticism is that visually Portal 2 didn’t blow me away. There were certainly momentous occasions when environments would move and react in ways you had expected or reveal a scale that made you feel the size of an ant. There were however times where textures were relatively low by today’s standards. Its good thing the game is so engaging or this may be a big issue.. it wasn’t.

All in all, Portal 2 is a great game, I give it a 10/10. If it wasn't for Wheatley, played by British comedian Stephen Merchant, it would've only been a 9. :P

DONG LOVER!


Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover.

Derrick Comedy is where he began, and he's such a great actor, kudos to him!

Friday 27 May 2011

Goodnight.

Sleep well dudes and dudettes, I'll be back tomorrow!

xo

Gambino!

I'm going to be brutally honest, and tell you all that Childish Gambino is better than any other rapper out there.

Sure, you can argue with me, but his lyrics are more brutal than anyone else in that scene!


One of his newest songs.

Don't get me wrong, this song rocks, but his older stuff is also 10/10.

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